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Well, I thought I had already experienced the most embarrassing things in the world to be had lately. I was wrong, oh so very wrong. It’s taken me quite awhile to be able to admit this one. Pretty much, the only reason I am willing to share is that I know someone, somewhere out there has had the same thing happen to them. I hope. Of course, I don’t see anyone else jumping up to share this story, so perhaps not.

Let me set the picture clearly for you. Late at night, me and the man. I started off wearing my sexy black lace outfit (as we all know, those don’t stay on very long).I had my ball gag in, and for once it didn’t give me such a hard time putting it on. Of course, I did poke 3 extra holes in the belt to adjust for myself. My bedroom was hot, filled with the smell of sex. I had my “substitute” vibrator in, legs high up in the air, and we both were ready to go.

It was at that very moment, the time when we both were ready to share our “joy”, the peak oh so close, when my bedroom door starts to slowly open and I see a tiny head start to peek around! I have never, and I do mean never, jumped off a bed so fast in my entire life. Three things happened at once. I jumped up, ripped said vibrator out, and slammed my door shut; all while saying “What,”! It was the most horrible experience ever to date. Apparently in my desire to share just how turned on I was, I had become very vocal and woke my youngest child up. He decided to come check on me.

At any other time, that would have been cute. At this time, it was instant mortification as well as instant turn off. There was no picking back up where we left off. Hell, I had a time simply lifting my head up after that. I was sore, embarrassed, and left wanting. I can at least be proud that I didn’t yell at my child, I calmly told him to go back to bed. I’m also lucky that said child was still mostly asleep and never really opened his eyes. That’s at least one sight I am sure would scar a child for life. The man is another story though. I don’t think he has laughed so hard in a long time.

So let this be a lesson to other parents out there:DON’T FORGET TO LOCK YOUR DOOR!! I am not only locking it form now on, I’m off to Home Depot to look for the heavy duty master lock.

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