its completely nipplelicious

As we all know, Saturday was lovers day, aka Valentines Day. I decided to do something a bit special, a little more racy than usual simply because of it. It’s a taste for me, I want the mushy stuff don’t get me wrong, I just don’t want it on a day that most feel obligated to act that way. So my way was going into a new adult store near me. I’ve seen it, and kept meaning to stop in, but always got sidetracked. Well all I can say is I have now found a new playground!! This place was great, roomy and a ton of choices.

I went in knowing what I was going to get.  First I wanted a fish net full body stocking. I also wanted to get a ball gag, something the man and I have both been dying to try. They didn’t have my full length stocking, but they had a chemise that was even better. It was black and bigger holes, with solid black lines covering (well almost covering) in the perfect spots. I also bought a black nightie that was made of lace, with a tie up in front. I decided when it came time for the ball gag, I had better ask someone since this was a first for me. The salesclerk was great, she directed me to the beginners ball gags, which have holes in them so you can still breathe. It was explained to me, that a lot of women new to ball gags get panic attacks when they can’t breathe, so I should start with the one for newbies. Fine with me, lol.

As I was heading out the door, another package caught my eye, and I simply couldn’t resist. It was a vinyl tethered harness with nothing but straps and hooks everywhere. Looked like fun, so I picked that up as well. Of course, the first thing I did when I got home was call up the man and show him our new toys. We decided to try them on one at a time, and do a little model show for him and I. The first outfit was so tight getting it on the first time, I thought it wouldn’t fit. I thought to myself “one size fits most my arse“!   The man said not to worry though, after a few try on’s, it would stretch for me. We really loved that first one, extremely hot. Next came the lacy nightie. It was hot too, but more for a “hey baby look at me,” and not a “I’m going to jump you right now.” Then it was time for the vinyl.

This became an adventure in itself. It was easy enough to step into, I didn’t even have my feet in the wrong holes! But when it came time to snap it around my neck, oh man. That thing was so tight, tighter than I usually like having my neck squeezed. Again, the man says it will loosen up after a few uses, and I sure as hell hope so. Nothing says major turn off than your woman turning blue as you ram into her. The worst part I had however, was hooking the ball gag. It is most definitely NOT a do it yourself job. The type of buckle that came on it made it nearly impossible to hook behind your own head! Of course, it was too big as well. So there I was. Sitting on my bed wearing a vinyle harness, sweating and cursing at my ball gag because I can’t get it to buckle, or when I do, it wouldn’t stay!

All in all though, the outfits worked out great, better than even I had thought. Now, some of you might ask me, “Why the hell is she sharing this with me“? Simple. I wanted to share the following. I am not the worlds skinniest broad, I don’t have large boobs, and after three kids, there are most definitely stretch marks and a baby pouch. But let me tell you, putting on those three outfits made me feel as if I were the sexiest woman on the planet. Eat your heart out playboy bunnies!

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