Jan 21 2009
Missing: one shower love
There are some things you don’t mess with in a woman’s life. Her kids, her man, her makeup, her clothes, and her money. However, there is something else you just don’t touch and that’s the shower. I’m not sure whether it’s hitting me harder due to stress, or PMS, but if I don’t get my water back soon and get my shower love time, someone is going to get hurt. Oh, don’t shake your head and look at me in that tone of voice, if you are a woman you know you do it too.
The shower is a sacred place. It’s mine. It’s where I go when I not only need peace, but “piece” if you get my drift. It is now going on 6 days with no cold water, which means unless I want to burn a very sensitive important part of my body, no showers for me. That crime alone should be punishable by death for the slum lord I rent from.
See what many men fail to realize is that we take long showers not only for the cleanliness, but for the release. There is a reason we make you go to Home Depot and buy the king of all shower heads with the 6 speed turbo jet. It’s not for looks that’s for sure.
I miss my shower, and with my attitude these days, I think the man misses my shower as well. The bath simply does not cut it. I am getting close enough to go rent a hotel room simply so I can take a 3 hour shower. I wonder if I need to have a discussion with the shower head first and get to know each other. Or is it something I can simply jump into?
