Jan 07 2009
There should be a law
Honestly, there really should be a law to prevent your ex husband or wife from working in the same town you live in. Not only does my ex keep coming here to remodel an apartment, but its right around the corner from me. Highly irritating it is to get in my car, drive around the corner, and lo and behold there is that hated red Pontiac. I honestly don’t think I have ever hated a car more. And it’s not even the car’s fault, although I do hold it slightly responsible for still running and getting him to work on a daily basis. That car was just broken down last week, it go itself fixed entirely too fast.
I was thinking to myself this morning “Self, I bet he is extending this job and doing a really cruddy muck of it just to keep coming around because he knows it bothers you.” Yes I know, highly irrational of me, but there you have it. I keep holding possible scenarios in my head of ways to prevent him from getting here. Both bridges into town getting flooded by the river is one. Or instead of a DUI checkpoint, how about an IDIOT checkpoint instead, one word out of your mouth and your car is instantly impounded and you head straight to jail, DO NOT collect $200 on your way past.
Seriously, he has been working on this one apartment on and off for almost 2 months now, it really is time to stop. Just go away already. Well, there you have it, my mini rant for the day. It’s almost time for me to head off to that lovely place off the freeway. You know, that evil little place we all call work? That would be the one. Have a great day all, and enjoy the little funny that I thought might bring in a chuckle or two.
