Dec 22 2008
What I would really say
So, you know those annoying cutesy as hell Christmas family letters you get? Well, how about one that actually states what’s really going on. I made mine today, of course I will never send it. *looks above, forgive me grandma, and close your eyes*
Happy Holidays from the R******
Well it was a crazy year here. So glad it’s over. Lets see where to begin. Well, after staying with a friend for three months I finally found an apartment in February. It’s decent enough.
Middle son was almost expelled after joking about having a gun in his book bag at school. Getting the third degree from the police was not a fun time. My daughter is doing well, if you over look the lying about having an email, in which her and her little friends were sending adult jokes back and forth. My youngest son no longer yells at me about having “daddy” arrested, and at least now he hits people only once a month.
I found a new love. Learning a lot of new things. Had butt sex for the first time, and I liked it. Its a whole new side to sex when its actually longer than two minutes. Thanks to the man for actually making it worth while. Looking to move in together soon, I’m not letting this one go.
Quit my shitty job where I was working overtime like crazy and making no extra money. Got a new job for the competition though. Way to go me.
The ex husband hasn’t called me a white trash trailer park whore this year. Now I’m just the selfish bitch who expects child support and forces him to eat leftovers. I hope he chokes on that KFC bone. I’m still praying for another female to come along so he finds someone else to dole out his insults to.
I have to find a new apartment soon. The water pipes broke yesterday, and the landlord is claiming bankruptcy, so he isn’t making repairs. Gotta love moving in the dead of winter.
Missed you all at Thanksgiving, I’m sure the bar was much more interesting. Hope you all had a crazy ass year. Oh, don’t bother looking for any Christmas presents from me, I’m saving up for more sex toys.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!
