Nov 25 2008
Wedding Vows….not always what we want
Watching the following video this morning, I simply could not stop laughing. If everyone took their wedding vows as serious and honest as this couple, I wonder how many of us would simply stop the ceremony and walk out of the church? Real or not, this couple said the things most of us wish we had said. Hell, my first time around, my vows would have read something like this :
“**** You are not the best I could get, but I am desperate enough to take the chance. You caught me in a weak moment in my life, where I was dumb enough to say yes. You drive me crazy with your controlling ways, and your weak manhood moments. Having to be the one in the relationship with the bigger balls is not what I was looking for in a man. The sex itself is enough to cry over, in fact I regularly do. Thank heavens for the shower head and romance novels. However, I will settle for you for now, until my brain is smart enough to wake up and knock some sense into me.”
Lucky enough, if and when I am ever smart enough to walk down the aisle again, I will be able to say my vows without choking on them. For now, I am happy and content enough to be with my boyfriend and not worry about when or if. We will take it slow and steady, and enjoy each other the way we are.
So, enjoy the video, and think about what you would have said in your own vows if you could have been more realistic and said exactly what you wanted to.
