Nov 10 2008
Damn you Eve…women only, men if you dare
I say women only in the title, because well, men tend to not know, care, or even want to hear about a woman’s “monthly”. Not to mention, most of us don’t share it with them anyways. The only thing my guy needs to know, is when it is here, and make sure I have the pain meds.
I think if I could go back in time, the first thing I would do is pick that apple, shove it in Adam’s mouth and say “You eat the fucking apple!”
It seems like since I am getting up there in age, I am now 29 + 2, that my time gets more erratic, more painful, and more messy than when I was younger. I go through more “accidents” a month than I ever did. I even talked to my gynecologist about this, and was told, it’s normal, and the only way to fix it was to go back on birth control.
Hell no!! I have my tubes cut, burned, and rubber banded, I have no need to take birth control again. Not only that, but I distinctly remember the hassle, the ups and downs of the Pill. It was no picnic, and yes, I did get pregnant with my first child on that. Why test fate now?
Nope, I think I will sit back, whine and moan, eat chocolate, swallow aleve like it’s candy, and take long hot baths every five minutes.
The following video is simply for a chuckle, and so something I could see myself doing if I tried to act all sexy on purpose.
