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I now have a new pet peeve list of things people do driving on the freeway. I’ve been doing quite a bit more traveling lately and I notice more drivers with a lack of consideration for not only themselves, but other vehicles as well.  The worst part is when these drivers crash, they are going to take out some of us more responsible people with them. I want to get a big flashing sign for my car that says “Go ahead and tailgate me, I wanted a new car anyways”.

1. Two weeks ago, I actually saw a man driving an SUV while reading a newspaper. Not just looking for an address mind you, but turning the pages and reading it between drinks of coffee. Needless to say, I quickly got away from this car.

2. A car driven by a teenage girl pulled up next to me at the stoplight. When I glanced over, she was busy texting on her cell phone. So busy in fact she never saw the light turn green, and didn’t move until the cars behind her started blowing their horns, texting as she went.

3. Any driver who thinks they can cut off the semi truck in front of them. Knock it off jack ass!! Lets put this into perspective. You in your tiny little car versus the giant house on wheels, who do you think wins in an accident?

4. Tailgate lovers. Here is your only warning from me. I WILL brake check. I WILL NOT speed up nor jump a lane unless I have room. I WILL NOT cause an accident so you can go 80 mph on the freeway. We don’t have an Autobahn here, get used to it. So go ahead and get as close to my rear end as you can, I was looking for a new car anyways.

5. The people who let their children/animals/objects roam around a vehicle. Guess what guys, buckles were put into place for a reason. If you are driving a tiny Toyota with a full size German Shepard in your lap, you aren’t paying attention to the road or cars around you. If tiny Suzie is jumping up and down in the back seat and you slam on your brakes, say Bye Bye Suzie.

Those are only a few, but I’m tired and need to grab a few more Zzzz’s before work. Feel free to add your own driving pet peeves. I’m sure there are plenty out there.